Santa Claus visits millions of houses every year- including the homes of vampires. When an undead child bites Santa’s succulent neck, Christmas suddenly becomes a little more frightening. This winter, make sure to leave out Blood and Cookies. Being a vampiric gift giver does come with advantages- bats fly down chimneys more easily than large, old men, and being nocturnal isn’t a problem when all your deliveries happen after the children fall asleep.

Being a vampire isn’t just Christmas fun- it also brings new challenges…

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2 Responses to “In Theatres: Blood and Cookies”
  • Phil Edwards said:

    It can be tough to be a saint and an agent of the evil undead at the same time.

  • Ethan Firtik said:

    In the sequel, Rudolph is scratched by a werewolf and suddenly develops very defined abdominal muscles.

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